about me

hi! i’m not really sure what i’m doing here. thank you for idling with me. i started this blog in 2019 to ~*reconnect with my creative side*~, forgot about it, got a wordpress premium auto-renew bill in 2020, and decided to do the thing. i’m an urban planner living in ditmas park, brooklyn with my…

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hot romance

just kidding. just some homes. one day i’ll work up the courage to present a paella to my neighbors and tell them i’m an urban planner and enjoy how rich they are. i have a ponzi scheme where i rent their porches out without them knowing until they do. see investors tab for details. it’s…

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